Happy Valentine’s Day Curmudgeon!

England Dan & John Ford Coley sang ‘Love is the Answer ‘but Woody Allen said “Love is the answer, but while you’re waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.”

John Lennon said, ‘All you need is love’, and Charles M Schulz added “but a little chocolate now and then doesn’t hurt.”

Lord Tennyson beautifully said, “It is better to have loved and lost than to have never loved at all “but Laurence J Peter put it best, "It’s better to have loved and lost than to do forty pounds of laundry a week.”

As you can see today is about humor and the little curmudgeon in all of us!

And now some funny curmudgeon quotes about this day of love! Hope you enjoy them:

Miguel De Cervantes

“Absence: that common cure of love.”

Aerosmith

“Falling in love is so hard on the knees.”

Author Unknown

“If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?”

“Forget love, I’d rather fall in chocolate.”

Henny Youngman

“I’ve been in love with the same woman for forty-one years. If my wife finds out, she’ll kill me.”

Jonathon Swift

“Lord! I wonder what fool it was that first invented kissing.”

W. Somerset Maugham

“Love is only a dirty trick played on us to achieve continuation of the species.”

Charles Dickens

“Never sign a Valentine with your own name.”

Henry Kissinger

“Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes. There’s too much fraternizing with the enemy.”

Oscar Wilde

“Women are made to be loved, not understood.”

Henny Youngman

“You can’t buy love, but you can pay heavily for it.”

The Beatles sang money ‘can’t buy me love’, but Richard Friedman rightly pointed out “money will buy you a fine dog, but only love can make it wag its tail.” 🙂